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House HuntingMilton Gomer walked into the Café Deluxe happy as a clam. After tedious months of preparation, bull-headed negotiation and thirty-seven feet of paperwork, he had finally finished the purchase. The house was his at last! He couldn’t believe how cheaply he had gotten it, either. It was a manor, but had been priced as if it was a condo. Obviously there had been an error at the realtor’s that nobody had noticed, and he certainly wasn’t going complain! It was his, and nothing could change that!House Hunting by Cybertoy00
But…a small pebble of uncertainty was lodged in the feet of happiness. He had heard…things. Rumors. Gossip. Folklore. He felt…he knew it was all hogwash, but there was a still a lingering trace of doubt, like a piece of lettuce after you’ve brushed your teeth.
Milton realized that the poor metaphors meant he was becoming hungry, and so sought out an available seat. By a cruel trick of fate the only open space was a stool at the bar, next to a tall